I’m sitting here watching Abigail kill a toy Aflac duck I got from an Aflac rep a few weeks ago. She’ll pick it up, toss it up in the air, and watch as it plummets to the ground and its violent death. Once it hits the ground she stares at it for a few seconds as if to make sure it’s dead, and then starts all over again.
I’m so jealous. I’ve wanted to do that to that stupid duck so many times.