Just now I saw a girl wearing red leather shorts. Red leather shorts, you ask? Yes, RED. LEATHER. SHORTS. I actually had to do a double take because I first thought she was wearing a red leather mini-skirt. For a brief moment I was relieved that it wasn't a mini, but then became more troubled by the fact that they actually make red leather shorts and that someone would actually buy them.

Now, I'm no fashion guru, but I'm pretty sure red leather shorts fall outside the realms of socially acceptable attire. Even for Rock Stars. And especially for accountants in training.