Behold, my personal invitation from Samuel L. Jackson to see SNAKES ON A PLANE! Click on the link to give it a listen and enjoy.

Seriously. How can you not at least put a movie that has Samuel L. Jackson fighting SNAKES ON A PLANE! in the top contenders list? The suspense is killing me! How do they get the snakes off the plane? Probably by using any one of the number of objects the FAA does not yet forbid you to take on a plane that could still be used as a lethal weapon, like your belt, high heel, pen, keys, hands...the list could go on and on. These items will likely be banned once this movie sheds light on the fact that we are allowing highly lethal weapons to walk onto planes every day. Sorry folks. You can't take your hands on the plane with you anymore. Please store them in your checked luggage or we will have to confiscate them.