To help prepare festival goers for last weekend's Austin City Limits Festival, the ACL Fest crew sent out a "top 10 things you should know" list, which included such valuable information as drink lots of water, how to get in and out of the festival, etc. While helpful, I think they left off a few important things:

#11 - ACL Fest is not a fashion show. We should not see you putting powder on your nose as you bake in the 95+ degree sun waiting for a show to start.

#12 - If you see a guy standing around with his arm permanently stuck in this position:

Do not be alarmed. He is merely suffering from Beer Arm Syndrome. It will go away as soon as he puts the beer down.

#13 - If you can't handle the smell of pot, you probably shouldn't come to ACL. You'll just look like an idiot with one of those white masks on your face.

#14 - Some of you just should not wear a bikini. You know who you are.

And while we're on the subject, I really think the people at ACL should know that Tag-A-Kid just sounds wrong.