Heard on SNL's Weekend Update:
"This week Ford announced that it would be discontinuing the Taurus after 20+ years of production, forcing millions of 30-somethings to find a new way to show the world they've given up on their dreams."
I guess now they'll have to settle for a Chevy Malibu.

Comments (3)
Thank God. What a worthless POS.
Posted by Grimes | October 23, 2006 10:00 AM
Posted on October 23, 2006 10:00
That is HILARIOUS! Yeah, the Taurus is like the most mediocre, bourgeois car that you can get. Totally average. Totally boring. My apologies if I offend any Taurus owners. My Civic may be a piece of crap, but at least it's an extreme piece of crap.
Posted by Evans | October 23, 2006 10:56 AM
Posted on October 23, 2006 10:56
My brother literally beat his old Taurus with a sledge hammer for all the troubles it caused him over the years.
Never let your parents recommend what type of car to get.
Posted by Otis | October 23, 2006 12:57 PM
Posted on October 23, 2006 12:57