In an act of total and complete surrender to The Allergies, I left work early yesterday so I could go home and perhaps try to sleep them off. Anything other than consciousness is an improvement to my situation. It didn't work. I'm so hopped up on antihistamines right now I'm lucky I can even close my eyes. Some unforeseen side effects of all the meds have been taking are a twitch in my left eye and constipation. Totally didn't see that one coming. So now I'm not just Cranky -Itchy-Eyes Woman. I'm Cranky-Itchy-Eyes-Can't-Poo-And-Has-An-Eye-Twitch Woman. It's not pretty folks. And while your inclination may be to feel sorry for me, you should really feel sorry for Otis. He's the one that has to sleep next to me.