I'm sitting here, flipping through the channels, and I just came across an infomercial with twin midgets selling their "Cash Flow Generator" plan to sell real estate. I am not lying. Mrs. Juicebox can totally back me up.

Update:
Here is a picture of the midget twins promoting their "Think Big" conference. Seriously. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

And here is some sad news about them. Apparently one of the midgets died earlier this year in a tragic hospital incident. The other midget is suing (and rightly so from the article). Let us observe a moment of silence.

For a more comprehensive (and humorous) description of the bizareness that is the Real Estate Scheme Selling Midget Twins, see Mrs. Juicebox's post here.