I will admit that I have always had a secret desire for my blog to be famous, a la Dooce. However, after reading her latest entry I think I'm glad it's not, because my skin is just not thick enough to deal with the amount of hate mail she receives on a regular basis.
Apparently she has received mass amounts of hate mail over this post about free range chicken broth, with people hurling insults at her because they clearly lack a sense of irony and are incapable of finding humor in even the simplest things in life. If a person can't enjoy a little joke among family about chicken broth, what have they got left?
This is what is wrong with the world. People are getting angry over chicken broth. CHICKEN BROTH, PEOPLE. If you have the energy to get this upset over something so trivial, then clearly you are not having enough sex. Please go have some. Now.
Comments (3)
Is that what my problem is?? No wonder I am pissed all the time. Last week I got mad that Star Trek was moved to accommodate reruns of "The Jeffersons." DANGIT!!!
Posted by Grimes | December 7, 2006 8:52 PM
Posted on December 7, 2006 20:52
Go ahead and rub it in.
Posted by Dave. | December 8, 2006 12:55 PM
Posted on December 8, 2006 12:55
What's amusing to me is all the yuppie hippie-wannabe's getting their panties in a collective wad over Dooce's lack of appreciation for the plight of the caged chicken. What not a single one of them (from what I read) has any inkling of what the term "free-range" means: its not FDA regulated, so it means basically anything the seller wants it to mean. you can stick six chickens in a cage six times the normal size and it counts as "free range".
I'll keep the rest of my comments to myself, as they're probably inappropriate for a non-R-rated blog. ;)
Posted by karmajunkie | December 11, 2006 1:52 PM
Posted on December 11, 2006 13:52