DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk...................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead....................You better not
Do what you want.................You will pay for this later
I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry.........................................................I am hungry
I am sleepy.........................................................I am sleepy
I am tired............................................................I am tired
Nice dress..........................................................Nice cleavage!
I love you............................................................Let's have sex now
I am bored..........................................................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?........................................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.....................................I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?..............................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?................................I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.............I'm gay.