I am reading this blog post and laughing hysterically at it because - OH MY GOSH - this sums up Abi to a tee. Those of you who know the levels of gloom and doom this dog can emit from her being know exactly what I'm talking about.

This part especially reminds me of Abi:

Me: Are you punishing me for being away for several days? I was at a FUNERAL, you know. It wasn't FUN.
Dog: How would I know? You didn't take me. You left me here with only one human to look after my needs. One human is NOT ENOUGH.

The dog refuses to eat unless both of us are home. It's kind of cute, but mostly just really pathetic.