Abi is officially addicted to dog crack, otherwise known as the red laser pointer. We've tried to help her stop, but she's gone all Amy Winehouse on us and when we tell her to stop looking for the laser and for God's sake just lay down and be still, she says 'no, no, no' and continues her endless pacing around the apartment. Yet more proof that awarding a drug addict 5 grammys will destroy the youth of America.

As annoying as her pacing is, the entertainment value of watching her stalk a red dot like it's her sole purpose for living completely makes up for it. And, I know what you're thinking...wow, they need to get out more. Which is probably true. But the other part, that part about it being completely hilarious to watch her freak out when I shine the laser on her foot, that's totally true.

Also, that is not our messy apartment you see in the background.